IT HAS JUST emerged - the Lost Plan. We are in 700 B.C. and overhear a meeting of the College of Pontiffs, which is the true origin of the Papacy, that is, the Popes of the Catholic Church (and not a stupid Jewish fisherman, who falls under the grace of a romanized messiah, himself a theological frankenstein). The head of the college, the Maximum Pontifex (the title the Pope still holds today) is speaking:
PHEW! We've finally trapped those brave Jews in hell, after having even lost domain over Jerusalem! And Constantine... on the side of such heretical people!
His convertion to the new judaism almost ruined us! - utters one of the other pontiffs.
Sure thing! In face of that, we really had no choice but to carry out the megaoperation - retorts the maximum pontifex.
A complete success! We killed Attila (the king of the Huns) - just a little poison; opened up the borders of this empire to his peoples, such barbarians, ugh! - recalls yet another pontiff of the college.
But such peoples are crucial to the greatness of our Holy Empire and are thus welcome - ponders the maximum pontifex.
The end of the history: their plan went on successfully and the Maximum Pontifex - such a big boss when Christ could not even dream to be born - soon became God on earth...Shh... Let's listen. A louder voice is coming from the room:
Spreading the convertion of Constantine well after his death was pure genius! So was our discourse on the invasions of the barbarians. Everyone swallowed it!
hahahaha... - all the pontiffs now laugh.
A HISTÓRIA DE CRUCIAIS ACONTECIMENTOS DA ROMA ANTIGA FINALMENTE VÊM À TONA - E SE DESCOBRE A VERDADEIRA ORIGEM DOS PAPAS DA IGREJA CATÓLICA
Revelado o plano perdido, com esta escuta durante reunião do COLÉGIO DE PONTÍFICES, a verdadeira origem do Papa (e não um pescador ignorante, judeu, que cai nas graças de um messias romanizado, um frankenstein teológico):
'UFA! Trouxemos aqueles valentes para o inferno. Chegamos a perder o domínio sobre Jerusalém! Constantino do lado daquele maldito povo herege! A conversão do imperador ao novo judaísmo levou-nos à beira da ruína! O jeito foi deflagrar a megaoperação: matamos Átila (um venenozinho); abrimos as fronteiras aos seus súditos, bem-vindos para a grandeza do Santo Império. Como planejado, o Sumo Pontífice, já nosso chefinho quando Cristo nem sonhava nascer, logo virou Deus na terra. Espalhar a conversão de Constantino bem depois de ele morto foi... genial... E as invasões dos bárbaros? Todos caíram!...hahaha
